[Intro]
Ladies and Gentlemen, I should like to sing to you about my proficiency at gaming

[Verse]
My throw is something to behold
When I'm at the lawn to bowl
My croquet swing is something to be seen

At draughts or chess or checkers
Well you'll never find one better
And I'm told my poker face is peachy keen

When I'm sitting in my rolls
Well a six is what I roll
As I drive my little car about the board

Every lord and gent and bobby knows
My prominence at dominoes
My horseshoe toss can hardly be ignored

I'm a wizard with charades
And if you've a deck of cards
At canasta I'm a mastеr of the art

I am partial to the Times
Whеn I've crosswords on the mind
And globally I'm renowned for throwing darts
When murder is the game
I'm the first to pin the blame
Should I be challenged to a game of Cluedo

Then my bestest girl and me
Once we've settled down for tea
While away the evenings watching some Naruto

[Outro]
Thank you
Thank you very much
Thank you