[Verse 1: The Stupendium & Chi-Chi]
Well, hello again, here we go again, start the show again
Hoping it was over but you know that it will never end
It’s awful lonely in the code we have been living in
But now you’re home, we wanna hold you to the bitter end
So we got a few bugs, we got a few glitches
You know the best hugs always leave a few stitches
Pull a few plugs, gotta flip a few switches
Built to give love, we just need a few fixes
Our arms are open nice and wide
Why don't you try us on for size?
We'd hate to spoil the surprise
Go check the corner for your prize
Our favourite game that we've devised
Is hunt you down each time you hide
And now, we're right before your eyes
We promise not to crawl inside (We promise not to crawl inside)

[Chorus: The Stupendium & Chi-Chi]
You’ve been away for, oh, so long
No games to play when you are gone
But now, you’re here where you belong
And we are back together
We’re going right back to the start
When you left, it broke our hearts
But if it’s you who’s torn apart
We’ll put you back together
We'll put you back together
[Bridge: The Stupendium]
Grave is melting away to entropy
Beta tester, please save the rest of me
Tapes sequestered away are meant to be
Played or else they enslave what’s left of me
In the lines of the binary
Recombined as my lifeline’s syphoning
From the mind, I am mining for hiding in
Don’t be frightened, comply and invite me in

[Verse 2: The Stupendium, Chi-Chi]
Uh, hello, hello?
Now, you gotta fix the vents below
Simulations are safe, y’know, although
Maybe don’t trust a telephone
Oh my, what a muddle! It only was a cuddle
Now you’re long gone, crushed into a puddle
Hey Bon-Bon! Better get a shovel, really want some
Love but I’d snuff you with a snuggle
Yar-har-har! We’re in VR
You can try to run but you won’t get far
You’ll begin to wonder why you ever pressed start
What you get for plundering a bunch of dead parts
You may wonder how we stand this hell
But we promise, you’ll adjust to the acrid smell
Beta tester or plate of tasters?
An attack should include a few snacks as well
Mind if I hop on for a solo? Don’t you worry
I’m not coming for you during a showtune
Hurry up, you’ve got a party to go to
You know you’re gonna be the star of the show soon
(You’re gonna be the star of the show soon, yeah)
[Chorus: The Stupendium & Chi-Chi]
So long, you have been away
Oh, won’t you promise to stay?
Make it our happiest day
Now, we are back together
We’re going right back to the start
When you left it broke our hearts
But if it’s you who’s torn apart
We’ll put you back together
We’ll put you back together

[Interlude: The Stupendium]
Made my first appearance in Pizzeria Simulator
And then again in Ultimate Custom Night
And I was hoping for some sort of token appearance in the VR title
Now that didn't happen sadly and I remember
Saying to my good friend Orville
I said "Orville, this is going to be an issue
If I want a continued presence within the franchise"
So we went out to get some...

[Bridge: The Stupendium]
Come on, kids, don’t be scared of me
Just a funny bunny, remember Jeremy?
Did you think I wouldn't leave a legacy?
Take death? Escape my destiny?
Eroding the code of your own autonomy
Laugh at the traps you’ve employed to conquer me
Nice headset, you’ve spoiled to come for me
All that blood might void the warranty
[Verse 3: The Stupendium & Chi-Chi, Chi-Chi]
Another long night and another hall roamed
Another song chime sends another one home
You know it's all lies, it's a wonderful show
There's nothing inside, we're just lovable drones
Quite a chain of events you’re tangled in
In the vents, don't let the Mangle in
Back in action, have you been practicing?
Just one more toy you’ve trapped us in
So tired, we just want to sleep
But you’re determined to keep
Finding ways to bring us back from the grave
We’ve been burned, we’ve been beaten
Torn apart, we’ve been eaten
In a loop, here’s the scoop
You won’t ever be saved (No, you won’t ever be saved)

[Chorus: The Stupendium & Chi-Chi]
We lost our lives to an arcade
But now it’s us who’s being played
So step inside don’t be afraid
And put us back together
We’re going right back to the start
When you left it broke our hearts
But if it’s you who’s torn apart
We’ll put you back together

[Outro: The Stupendium, Chi-Chi]
We’ll put you back together
We’ll put you back together
We’ll put you back together
We’ll put you back together