The Stupendium
SCP Wiki Rap. Keter Qualities
[Verse 1]
Deep in the shadows we work to preserve
The world you know from the worlds we observe
The monsters and the mysteries, the dark and the absurd
That dot in your periphery, we work to keep it blurred
It's imperative our presence is entirely under wraps
When just a single leak could mean societal collapse
These unrelenting entities weren't meant to be unchained
For your protection we keep them securely contained
We've a cavalcade of catastrophic creatures in our care
Abominable objects, we've a plethora to spare
We've a lizard by some wizardry, impossible to kill
By blade or blast or bullet, the effect is simply nil
So come and take a look at all the horrors in our stores
But not at 096 unless you're into being gored
No, best to train your gaze upon that statue over there
You'll be a bloody haze should it ever stray elsewhere

[Chorus]
Minds change due to anomalies
Terminate all Keter qualities
Hidden from the world, creatures left unchecked
Secure Contain Protect
Some won’t leave your memories
Hear the echo of their screaming harmonies
Hidden out of sight things you won’t forget
Secure Contain Protect
[Verse 2]
That warning on your cigarettes may seem a little brash
One breath and then your sanity will vanish in the ash
So be careful when selecting a professional to see
The doctor here in residence is lacking a degree
Swedish retailers aren't a usual concern
But you can keep all your receipts, you won't be making a return
From 3008 and its maze of furniture packaging
Eternally trapped within a flatpack labyrinth

[Chorus]
Minds change due to anomalies
Terminate all Keter qualities
Hidden from the world, creatures left unchecked
Secure Contain Protect
Some won’t leave your memories
Hear the echo of their screaming harmonies
Hidden out of sight things you won’t forget
Secure Contain Protect