The Stupendium
A Songus Amongus (YouTube Version)
[Intro, spoken]
Wait, wait, wait, we're not doing any more of these nerdy meme songs, are we?
Well let's take a look outside and see how lucky we are to live in a beautiful world like this
Because, you see
*Clears throat*

[Verse 1]
Any time and any season
There's a rhyme and there's a reason
We keep spinning on this tiny rock in circles
Could have spawned in a much less pleasing place
Be squeezed to death in outer space
Or frozеn in the system of- AMOGUS

[Verse 2]
(spoken)
Anyway...

Humanity is young
Somе monkeys found a common tongue
We built the cities, we got overrun by locusts
We just made up a structured lore
But gods weren't there to help us, nor
Osiris, nor Anubis, nor- AMOGUS

[Verse 3]
Stands and books and brands and hooks and
The McDonald's meals you used to adore
They're camouflaging, they're sabotaging
I can't take it anymore
[Chorus]
Please repost
There's an impostor
Everywhere you go
Please repost
Looking the most
Amogous sussous!

Please repost
There's an impostor
Nowhere to report
Could have lost the game that they host
They're in you and they're in me

[Post-Chorus: Black Gryph0n, The Stupendium]
(Sus, sus, amongus)
Now, we have a special report from an anonymous source who claims to be a great... Impostance
(Sus, sus, amongus)
(Sus, sus, amongus)
(Sus, sus..)

[Verse 4]
There's been 1 Impostor since the ancient days
Venting through time and space and taking different names
What if we've been brainwashed to write this song as well?
Because these very chords are looking sus as hell!
[Verse 5]
We invented letters but nobody discussed
Why the very first one was looking kinda sus!
Well, the humanity is doomed
See, in Japan it means the Moon
And the whole language of Sri Lanka's kinda sussy
So leave your cozy sleeping bags
And hurry up to the elec
There's a new task to welcome our new lord and master!

[Bridge]
Crede in amogum et impostores suspectos
Quo fugiam ab eorum spiritibus

[Pre-Chorus, spoken]
*Alarm clock beeping*
Damn, what a nightmare!
I've got to write a song about it!

[Chorus]
Please repost
There's an impostor everywhere you go
Please repost
Looking the most amogous sussous!

Please repost
There's an impostor
Nowhere to report
Could have lost the game that they host
They're in you and they're in me!
(Sus, sus, amongus)
Ahahaha! I can't take it anymore!
(Sus, sus, amongus)
(Sus, sus, amongus)
(Sus, sus, amongus)

Please repost there's an impostor! (Sus, sus, amongus)
Please repost there's an impostor! (Sus, sus, amongus)
Please repost there's an impostor! (Sus, sus, amongus)

[Verse 6]
Now, I'm gonna die in peace!
There's a place for me in heaven!
For I have a LEGO piece 26047!