[Intro]
Damn
I'm the most popular kid at school in a movie made for kids
You probably think I have everything a boy could ever want
But there's one thing I'll never have

[Chorus]
I'm cool as shit
But that don't mean shit
Cause no one ever taught me how to sit
Yeah, the ladies think I'm hot
But that don't mean squat
If I can't even pop a damn squat

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I'm so fuckin' cool
I'm so fresh
But when it comes to chairs
I'm just stressed
My parents never taught me how to sit
So I just guess
That's why I'm straddlin' this bitch sittin' at my desk
Yuh, I'm just trying to sit but
I'm not able
I'm in a chair but
I'm not stable
When I'm playing ball I got all the right moves
But in the lunchroom I'm sittin' on the table
[Chorus]
I'm cool as shit
But that don't mean shit
Cause no one ever taught me how to sit
Yeah, the ladies think I'm hot
But that don't mean squat
If I can't even pop a damn squat

[Chorus]
I'm cool as shit
But that don't mean shit
Cause no one ever taught me how to sit
Yeah, the ladies think I'm hot
But that don't mean squat
If I can't even pop a damn squat

[Verse 2]
I've spent my whole life
Getting laughed at
It's all backwards
Even my snapback
Just found out backpacks
Have more than one strap
At least I'm pretty sure I'm sitting in this urinal right
I just failed my driver's test yesterday
How I'm s'posed to see the road? It's the other way
Doing splits up on the couch just to face the back
I can't even watch the game, but my ass is looking fat (Yuh)
[Chorus]
I'm cool as shit
But that don't mean shit
Cause no one ever taught me how to sit
Yeah, the ladies think I'm hot
But that don't mean squat
If I can't even pop a damn squat

[Chorus]
I'm cool as shit
But that don't mean shit
Cause no one ever taught me how to sit
Yeah, the ladies think I'm hot
But that don't mean squat
If I can't even pop a damn squat