Now I never had love
Last girl wanted gold and a prenup
So I swore I'd never do this again
But ya got my heart racing like 110
Now I’m dressed up just to meet you
Got a box of chocolates for your sweet tooth
Booth at Olive Garden you deserve that shit
No wait time, cause ya boy reserved that shit

Uber pulls up, now I'm in it
Text my girl ETA 27 minutes
Man I hope my Uber driver doesn't start talking to me
Oh god, now he’s talking to me
Now he's telling me that he's an entrepreneur
Then i noticеd there's a box of Altoids on the floor
I was likе yo, can I eat these?
He was like, yeah take one- but I ate three

Now I feel weird
Like real good but real weird
I wanna kiss the drivers neck real bad, I think love him

Hey, I think your Prius is a Spaceship
What?
I said I think your boat is on fire
Hey, Is this drugs?
Yeah, that's ecstasy
SHIT
Accidentally high
I hope that no one notices
I'm accidentally high
My tongue is made of nitrogen
Life is good
Lights are bright
Art is Art
My uber driver is gone

Next thing I know I'm at a table with you
I had a real great time let me pay for the food
She said yo, we didn't even eat yet
I said Oh, I think I need to go to the bathroom

I’m hiding in the stall like a total disgrace
When a waiter walks in with a smile on his face
And he offers me a cigarette; I light it
I really messed this date up, man I can’t hide it

Now i feel weird
Real bad and real weird
I think I just did more drugs
The waiters face melted

Hey, i don't think this is a regular cigarette...
Oh, no it’s not
It's crack isn't it?
Yup, crack cocaine
Damn it
Accidentally high
I hope that no one murders me
I'm accidentally high
Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls

Tried to calm down with some water (It’s Drugs)
Tried to feed my girl an enchilada (It's Drugs)
Tried to smell this pile of white powder (It's Drugs)
It's drugs, it was all drugs

Everything is drugs
I had no idea
That everything is drugs
It's drugs

And now i'm dead
I did too many drugs
I hope i didn't ruin my one chance at love
So heed my warning, don't get accidentally high
Cause everything is drugs and they'll ruin your life