[Intro]
Dubba dubba, dubba dubba
Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba

[Verse 1: Too $hort]
Girl, why you wanna bother me?
I already tried that monogamy
I been stopped datin' young college freaks
But don't start tryin' to Bill Cosby me
Now get butt-naked let's fuck some mo'
Bitch, we can't be the Huxtables
For me, that's like suicide
If I ever get married, I want two brides

[Chorus: Wallpaper]
Hey girl; go and grab a friend for me
One plus one could equal three, satisfaction guaranteed
Hey girl; you and her and her and me
Hot tub full of Hennessy, do it 'til we overheat
One is fun, but two is better; dubba dubba dubba doubleheader
One is fun, but two is better; dubba dubba dubba doubleheader

[Verse 2: Too $hort]
Your wife is the warden
Stay out all night, she might issue a warrant
A straight APB
And if you locked out the house you can't stay with me
Musta got paroled 'cause you out now
Last few years you was locked down
Don't come to my house 'cause this different here
Better go back home and be Cliff and Claire
I never would marry no Whitney singer
I want twins that look like Britney Binger
A pretty actress like Make More Money
You can have her, gimme two Playboy Bunnies
I tell my wives to come to me
I know you not havin' more fun than me
If you in love, need to pop the question
If you a player, don't stop the session
[Chorus: Wallpaper]
Hey girl; go and grab a friend for me
One plus one could equal three, satisfaction guaranteed
Hey girl; you and her and her and me
Hot tub full of Hennessy, do it 'til we overheat
One is fun, but two is better; dubba dubba dubba doubleheader
One is fun, but two is better; dubba dubba dubba doubleheader

[Outro]
Dubba dubba, dubba dubba
Dubba dubba dubba doubleheader
Dubba dubba, dubba dubba
Dubba dubba dubba doubleheader
One is fun, but two is better
Now get butt-naked, let's fuck some mo'
One is fun, but two is better
Now get butt-naked, let's fuck some mo'
One is fun, but two is better
Now get butt-naked let's fuck some mo'