[Verse 1]
Remember, we met anyhow
I was drunk and I was coming home, I got the wrong apartment
You weren't very beautiful, braids, almost a beautiful face
In distress, I had just had an awful evening
Hoodwink little girl, teenage loser flirting technique
In 15 minutes, I had my dick in your lap belt
Ooh! You weren’t a model of chastity
There was a picture of your boyfriend in a heart on the bedside table
After three months, you finally threw me out
We had a good relationship, however, not always protected
But you changed your mind, you barely wanted to kiss me
You wanted to build your life with your real boyfriend
And I thought to myself, "24 hours ago, she was on top of me in a big gap
Now we break, she's super in love with her real boyfriend"
I don't know, but I didn’t like it, it smelled like troubles and it was
I stopped seeing her to avoid damage
I was losing my mind, I was starting to like that slut
When I found myself all alone I ran in mess
I wasn't seeing anyone anymore, I locked myself in a bubble
And a bottle of Pitterson doesn't help you take a step back
Anyway, over time I put you aside
Until you rang my house and told me you wanted to talk
You have problems and it concerns me
You left your boyfriend... You want us to get back together and love each other
You need my advice, you want to stop studying
You're trying to find work, but you don't know where to collect money
You're three and a half months pregnant
You want to keep it, but you don't know if it's mine or his

[Bridge 1]
First of all, we loved each other from the very beginning
We had sex, then you left me on a general disagreement
You get pregnant, you left your boyfriend, you get remorse
You’re counting on me to get you out of your sad fate
First of all, we loved each other from the very beginning
We had sex, then you left me on a general disagreement
You get pregnant, you left your boyfriend, you get remorse
You’re counting on me to get you out of your sad fate

[Imitating the girl's voice]
"So here it is, actually, I'm pregnant and I want to get back together because I love you and I’m sorry..."

[Verse 2]
I hope you're joking, I hope you make fun of me
I'm not like you, I don't swallow anything
You won’t do it to me twice, don't count on me for your Christmas gifts
You only reap what you have sown, even if I planted the seeds
Okay, you're pregnant, okay, maybe I'm the kid's father
But for the low blows, you're far from out of control
Other than your bullshit, you don't have anything to bring me
I'll never help you raise your baby
I know you think it's really cool, you can match it to your purse
You'll be a real mother hen when you take her shopping
It's unhealthy, what more do you want me to say to you?
Congratulations, you're about to give birth to a future son of a bitch!
You wanted a child before you were 19
But you won't know his father without taking a blood sample from him
I don't trust you, I won't be in the maternity ward
I hate you, no matter what the paternity tests are
[Bridge 2]
Maybe I'm the father of your son, I don't know!
Maybe, maybe not, all I know is that you want to play with me
50 percent chance that I'm the father
I was ready to do it, but you set me up, left me down below
Maybe I'm the father of your son, I don't know!
Maybe, maybe not, all I know is that you want to play with me
50 percent chance that I'm the father
I was ready to do it, but you set me up, left me down below

[Transition]
Baby noises
Kid, come and see this way! Come see half-daddy!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful story before you fall asleep...

[Verse 3]
I'm half your father like I only emptied one ball
Until we got confused, I thought your mom was a cool chick
But she's got some bad habits
Like not telling her boyfriends when she stops taking the pill
She's gonna make your life hard, she's got a bad temper
It gives her a bitchy side, I used to love her until she left me in trouble
So basically, it's the war between her and me
And I'll get out of here before I find out who knocked up your mother
Since then she's gotten back together with the other one and he thinks he's your real daddy
Because he doesn't know she was getting disgusted when he wasn't there
You're in a lot of trouble, you're gonna grow up in a shitty family
It's half my fault, I'll never tell a girl again that I love her
Maybe we'll meet in a courtroom or a show
In the meantime, half of son, make the right decisions
Choose your friendships, resist temptation
And if you fuck without a condom, don't spit during the action
[Outro]
I have a 50 percent chance of getting your mother pregnant
When she was cheating on your daddy, with me!
No one knows the truth about this case, so keep it to yourself
But maybe I'm your father, or maybe I'm not..
Maybe I'm your daddy