[Produced by Bass Brothers]

[Verse 1: Eminem]
Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough? (Huh?)
谁拿着两把手枪来恐吓你们小区？（哈？）
Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl? (I did)
教你怎么打女人耳光怎么谋杀你女人？（我干过）
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
对着你指指点点还告诉你坐好再转一圈
Sold a billion tapes, and still screamed "Fuck the world"
卖了十亿盒磁带，依旧叫嚣”操他的世界“
(I'm Slim Shady) So come and kill me while my name's hot
（我是Slim Shady）趁着我名声正旺时来杀了我啊
And shoot me 25 times in the same spot (Ow)
在同一处射25次（噢）
I think I got a generation brainwashed
我想自己给整整一代人都洗了脑
To pop pills and smoke pot 'til they brains rot
嗑药吸麻直到脑子坏掉
Stop they blood flow 'til they veins clot
阻止血液流动直到血管凝结
I need a pain shot and a shot of plain Scotch
我需要来针止痛和一杯纯威士忌
Purple haze and acid raindrops
还有紫雾和酸雨
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop
派对上的潘趣酒和汽水
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
刮干净腋毛然后穿跨栏背心
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
坏小子，我说了不会停下的
You gotta make 'em fear you 'fore you make 'em feel you
你得让他们感受到你之前先害怕你
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
这样大家都会卖我的帐，否则我就来杀了你
[Chorus]
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
我有蘑菇，我有迷幻药，我有药片还有阿司匹林
I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
当你需要上好的大麻放放松我就是你的好兄弟
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
你知道我哒，当你需要麻黄碱我就是你的好朋友
(I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady
（我是Slim Shady，Shady，Shady，Shady）我是Shady（我很阴暗）

[Verse 2: Eminem]
I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (Uh-huh)
我喜欢快乐的东西，我真的平静又祥和（啊哈）
I like birds, bees, I like people
我喜欢小鸟，蜜蜂，我还喜欢人类
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
我喜欢那些让我开心又快乐的好玩事情
Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool
比如幼儿园的时候老师吸我的小鸡鸡
The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
真正的狠人如我，用钢针扎自己
While I blow my brain out just to see what it feels like
把自个儿脑袋打开花就为了体验这是啥感觉
'Cause this is how I am in real life (Mhm)
因为现实生活中我就是这样（嗯哼）
I don't want to just die a normal death
我不想要普通的死法
I wanna be killed twice (Uh-huh)
我想被杀死两次（啊哈）
I just wanna scare somebody with a gun threat
我只是想用枪恐吓人
When they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet
他们嗑药磕大了的时候甚至还没做过
So bring the money by tonight
所以今晚记得把钱带来
'Cause your wife said this the biggest knife
She ever saw in her life (Help me, help me)
因为你老婆说这是她这辈子见过的最大的刀（救命，救命）
I try to keep it positive and play it cool
我想要保持积极态度保持冷静
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school
在操场上打枪然后告诉小孩儿好好上学
(Stay in school)
（好好上学）
Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better
因为我是他们容易共情乃至仰慕的人
Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck-you letter
今晚我得给我的头号粉丝写封”草泥马“的信
[Chorus]
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
我有蘑菇，我有迷幻药，我有药片还有阿司匹林
I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
当你需要上好的大麻放放松我就是你的好兄弟
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
你知道我哒，当你需要麻黄碱我就是你的好朋友
(I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady
（我是Slim Shady，Shady，Shady，Shady）我是Shady

[Verse 3: Eminem]
Yo, I'll listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it
哟，我会听你的样带然后假装一点儿也不喜欢
(Ahh, that shit is wack)
（啊，那歌真是垃圾）
Six months later, you'll hear your lyrics on my shit
六个月以后，你就会听见你自己的歌词出现在我的歌里
(That's my shit)
（那是我写的）
People don't buy shit no more, they just dub it
人们再也不买唱片了，他们直接下盗版
That's why I'm still broke and had the number-one club hit
这就是为啥我明明有头号热单却依旧一文不名
(Yup, uh-huh)
（对咯，嗯哼）
But they love it when you make your business public
但你公开自己隐私的时候他们全都爱死啦
So fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the subject (Uh-huh)
所以拉倒吧，我们在谈论这个话题的时候我得了疱疹
And if I told you I had AIDS, y'all would play it
要是我告诉你我得了艾滋，你们没人会信
'Cause you stupid mothafuckas think I'm playin' when I say it
因为你们这些傻逼以为我说的全是玩笑话
Well, I do take pills, don't do speed
我确实吃药，但不吃速效药
Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed (Uh-huh)
不吸海洛因，不用可卡因，但是确实抽大麻
Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (Yup)
不吸毒，但是吃蘑菇，也喝啤酒
I just wanna make a few things clear
我只想澄清一下
My baby mama's not dead, she's still alive and bitching
我孩子她妈还没死，还活得好好的天天抱怨个没完
And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin'
而且我也没得疱疹，我只是老二痒痒而已
It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS-infested
这不是梅毒，至于是不是艾滋
I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested
我也不知道，因为我害怕去检查
[Chorus]
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
我有蘑菇，我有迷幻药，我有药片还有阿司匹林
I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
当你需要上好的大麻放放松我就是你的好兄弟
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
你知道我哒，当你需要麻黄碱我就是你的好朋友
(I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady
（我是Slim Shady，Shady，Shady，Shady）我是Shady

[Outro]
I told you I was Shady (Yup)
早就跟你说了我是Shady（对咯）
Y'all didn't wanna believe me (Mm-mm, mm-mm)
结果你们全都不信
I'm Shady
我是Shady
And that's my name
那就是我的名字