A$AP Rocky
Microwave Freezer
[Intro, A$AP Rocky]

I just put my microwave in the freezer n***a, in the motherfucking freezer n***a!

[Verse 1, Lil Hesitation]

I just put my microwave inside the freezer
N***a fuck that bitch don’t need her
But like everytime I see her Im feeling like I need her, but seriously, I'm just gonna leave her
To fend for herself like Chris Paul when he got traded to the Oklahoma Thunder
Got her feeling like Dunder Mifflin when it went under
Shove her face on my dick like a plunger
Shе ain’t need the Holy Water, she just got thе hunger
Got her looking like the bee that stung her
I got triple tints on the Lamborghini, just so that you can’t see me
I told her to stop put don’t even try cause she be squeezing
I've been sipping lean so much that I be leaning
Got me feeling Willie Cauley-Stein, n***a, I be screening
All you n***as capping shit, but you ain’t really having shit
Brand-new McLaren Senna, hop inside, I’m lapping it
I put my life on paper and then I start rapping it
Bought her an Aventador for Christmas and didn’t bother wrapping it
Yeah, hold up, Im sipping lean I’m so numb, yeah, Fisker Karma, it’s solar
My ice be feeling like Al Gore, everything is polar
I speak my mind like a whale, everything is sonar
Got the Beretta in my pants pocket, she thought it was a boner
Me and Stoney, aka Posty, by sipping Stone like a Stoner
She ain’t my P.E clothes, that bitch is a loaner, haha, literally nobody stole her
Harlem globetrotting from Harlem right to Dover
I’m electric like Percy Jackson and my n***a A$AP is Grover
I hopped out the Bentley Bentyaga and jumped into the Rover
I don’t really like the bitch, as a matter fact I loathe her
I just got a new chain and my neck just getting colder
And I bought her courtside tickets to Chase Center and I barely know her
She doesn’t know the rich lifestyle so Ima show her
She the seeds of my future I’ma plant and sow her
Yeah, I stay in my mansion like monks and monasteries
I just ram em with the Escalade when things get hairy
I just blow the n***as head off when things start to get scary
I got the magic like Dwight Howard, but I'm not a fairy
Usually I just fuck if she hot but not marry
And if she a virgin Ima pop that cherry, yeah
I got Air Jordan 11s that you can’t afford
Bitch these ain’t my Space Jams, these my Concords
Hop out the Countach and right on the rec court
Grab the fucking rock and splash the shit from half court

[Bridge, A$AP Rocky]

Man, I just put that microwave into the freezer n***a
How the fuck that shit work, I don’t know n***a
Shit cold as hell too man
Nah that shit warm

[Verse 2, A$AP Rocky]

Call my lawyer, n***a got me right to bail
Me and Hes’ in a Swedish whip, but not in Sweden, I don’t want to go back to jail
I saw my n***a kill a n***a, cops asked me, didn’t give no details
300 thousand on some clothing, turn Chanel into a retail
Had get up to 160 in the Porsche Turbo, fucking opps on my tail
AP got diamonds in face, my wrist gone fucking hail
Sent the hater a C4 in the mail, detonate that shit, make his head flail
Hit the bank, too discreet, leave no witnesses and trails
450 pounds of coke on the scale, I told you n***a, cops got no detail
Fuck that bitch all night untill she looking pale, block her out like Javale
Shit on my wrist could have went to Yale, no yard sale
Big body Benz bigger than a motherfucking whale, you know that
That’s why I get it fast and these n***as looking snails, I show that
I ain’t with the mumble rappers with the Addy’s in the ginger ale, I flow that
Hide the packs in the Winnebago, truck got the trailer, I tow that

[Verse 3, Lil Hesitation, A$AP Rocky]

Balenciaga socks, told that lil n***a, “kick rocks”
Fuck you saying?, my bitch will go Super Sayian
Me and my n***a A$AP ballin, Gary Payton
I’m a rich petrolhead, ‘bout to cop a old Phaeton
Bringing heat in the stu’, cooking up crack, we baking
Too many n***as talking cap
Too many n***as watching the way I rap
Big balling like we Shaq, yeah
Floor it in the van, got the strap
N***a too fly, hop in the G5, n***a fuck your Gulfstream, hop in my Boeing
747, ayy pilot, where are we going?
Lambo Urus STX, see the racks I be showing
Rapping too fast, J. Cole the way I am flowing

[Outro, A$AP Rocky]

Yo n***a microwavable freezer on my wrist n***a!