[Intro: Munya Chawawa as Character in Grey Hoodie and Munya Chawawa as Character in Brown Hoodie]
Ah!
You just can't beat Christmas
Tell me about it
Hey, we need to get our Elf on the Shelf
Nah, that's been done
We-we should get, like, um, a Central Cee under the tree
Ha-ha, that is brilliant!

[Verse: Munya Chawawa as Central Cee and Munya Chawawa as Character in Brown Hoodie]
This year I got a Bad B on my Christmas wishlist
"Do you want some of this?", "Nah, thanks, I don't like the taste of citrus"
Glasses clink and I got so much ice on my neck, they're calling it a rink
My sidechicks bought be deodorant so I guess they're my sneaky Lynx
If that's eggnog, I can't believe you drank it
I would have called the feds but they'rе all in bed, pigs in blankets
Under a duvеt, me and your mumsy, watching a movie
She showing be boobs to Christmas songs, I'm calling that "Michael Boob-lé" (That is a bit rude)
Here's some paper, let's see if you really wrap
Someone pass him some walnuts, let's see if you really crack
Life's Monopoly, I buy one house, don't care what it cost me
And my opp's all mad 'cause I kicked his snowman, now he's all Frosty
Doing up Scrooge, he's at home and sulking
Me and his girl are Home Alone, Macaulay Culkin
I'm gone now, if you need me, just shout me
When it comes to decent rappers, I'm the last one left, like a Bounty
[Outro: Munya Chawawa as Character in Grey Hoodie and Munya Chawawa as Character in Brown Hoodie]
Let's-let's stick with Elf on the Shelf
Yeah, great shout