[AUDREY II, sung]
Feed me, feed me, feed me
Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long
That's right, boy, you can do it
Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long
'Cause if you feed me, Seymour, I can grow up big and strong

Would you like a Cadillac car?
Or a guest shot on Jack Paar?
How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?
You're gonna get it, if you want it, baby

How'd you like to be a big wheel?
Dining out for every meal
I'm the plant to make it all real
You're gonna get it

Hey, I'm your genie, I'm your friend, I'm your willing slave
Take a chance, feed me, yeah, you know the kind of eats, the kind of red-hot treats, the kind of sticky, licky sweets I crave

Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz
Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's
Show a little initiative, boy, work up some guts, and you'll get it

[SEYMOUR, sung]
I don't know, I don't know
I have so, so many strong reservations
Should I go and perform mutilations?
[AUDREY II, sung]
Think about a room at the Ritz
Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz
A little nookie gonna clean up those zits
And you'll get it, uh-huh

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, & CHIFFON]
You're gonna get it

[SEYMOUR, sung]
Gee, I'd like a Harley machine
Drive it around like I was James Dean
Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green

[AUDREY II, sung]
So, go get it, woo-woo-woo
If you wanna be profound, if you really gotta justify
Take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die

[ORIN, spoken]
Stupid woman
Christ, what a friggin' scatterbrain

[AUDREY, spoken]
I'm sorry, doctor
[ORIN, spoken]
Falls off the motorcycle

[SEYMOUR & AUDREY II, sung]
If you want a rationale, it isn't very hard to see, naw, naw, naw
Stop and think it over, pal, the guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me

[SEYMOUR]
He's so nasty, treatin' her rough

[AUDREY II]
Smackin' her around and always talkin' so tough

[SEYMOUR]
You need blood and he's got more than enough

[AUDREY II]
I need blood and he's got more than enough

[SEYMOUR & AUDREY II, sung]
I need blood and he's got more than enough (You need blood and he's got more than enough)

[AUDREY II]
So go get it