[Kiri T「榮譽博士」歌詞]

[主歌一]
差 死背最差
我不想修的科先吃香吧
迷上笑話 專研喇叭
我不喜歡的比不上的話
Gimme a night under the moonlight
A little more time to get this right

[副歌]
Think I got a PhD in mp3
聽很多聲音精通得不可思議
Think I got a PhD in j-p-g
聽很多畫家坎坷得不敢私議

[後副歌]
Oh-oh-oh 鬼才們為何不試
Oh-oh-oh, oh

[主歌二]
Honey I just wanna be a moonwalking chef but
經紀 cert 像辦法讓我鋪個後路
記保險拼圖 我只感過勞
I just made me some cheerios mixed with oreos
無盡頭功課損耗太多
但正路只愛着星座 Oh
[副歌]
Think I got a PhD in mp3
聽很多聲音精通得不可思議
Think I got a PhD in j-p-g
聽很多畫家坎坷得不敢私議

[過渡]
未教就通 我直頭感應是使命 Hoo
是有日碌了落樓梯 先終於甦醒 Oh

[副歌]
Yes I got a PhD
But I gotta be mainstream
Yes I got a PhD
But I gotta be mainstream
Think she's got a PhD in low-cut jeans
And he's got a PhD in T-S-T
Think I got a PhD in being me
Only got a PhD in Kiri T

[後副歌]
(Oh, PhD)
(Oh, hey, oh)
(Oh-oh-oh) 鬼才們為何不試
(Oh-oh-oh) I am, oh I am
(Oh-oh-oh) 鬼才們為何還不試
(Oh-oh-oh) PhD