If what you wanna do is cook a feast

M to the W is good to me

Cuz you can’t eat a B-L-T without that W-H-I-P



Verse 1:

I gotta lots a dough (Ca-ching)

For a Lobster Roll (Yum)

Made with some Miracle Whip (Pretty Please)

Not Mayo

You bring the whip into the kitchen you gone stop the show

Got the flavor you been missing don’t drop the bowl

You don’t have to be a 5 star chef

All you need 3 stars, miracle whip, pot and stove
Elote is already great, but the miracle whip gives it a tangy taste

I know you wanna spread it all over the place, but don’t get it all over your face



Hook:

Don’t be a lame, Don’t be a lame-o

Get with the Tang Gang, not with the mayo

Don’t be a lame, Don’t be a lame-o

Get with the Tang Gang, not with the mayo



Verse 2:

That good taste makes my face send a tear to my lip

Catch up to the pace get some miracle whip

Don’t bring your potato salad to my cookout
If that taste ain't valid then you getting kicked out

What you make this with? It better be miracle whip

If its not its going in the garbage Imma close the lid





Don’t be a lame, Don’t be a lame-o

Get with the Tang Gang, not with the mayo

Don’t be a lame, Don’t be a lame-o

Get with the Tang Gang, not with the mayo



Bridge:

Miracles happen every day (miracles happening every day)

Miracles happen every day (miracles happening every day)
Miracles happen every day (miracles happening every day)

Miracles happen every day (miracles happening every day)



Don’t be a lame, Don’t be a lame-o

Get with the Tang Gang, not with the mayo

Don’t be a lame, Don’t be a lame-o

Get with the Tang Gang, not with the mayo



I took a midnight train from Georgia

Down to Miracle Whip, Florida

And when I got off the train I heard an angel say

“Hey can I take your order”



If they serving that miracle whip I’m in there like swimwear

Looking real good rocking’ brand new Whip Wear

(Tang gang or don’t bang)

I said I’m looking real good rocking brand new Whip Wear