Trees stand still they don't move you see
That's more commitment than you'll get from me
So quit pretending you got love for thee and leave me

Three trees lying on the side of the row
One tree barks where the hell do we go?
Another tree falls down dead in the snow
The third tree knocks the other two in a row and says

Leave! Leave! Leave!

Quit pretending that you got love for me
Why don't you leave your home and love a tree
There's plenty out there giving love away for free
So why don't you go and love a tree?

It's good for you

Three trees lying on the side of the row
One tree barks where the hell do we go?
Another tree falls