[Chorus]
I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won't drop
I had an uncle and he got shot

[Bridge 1]
Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?
Are you part of this kakistocracy?

[Verse 1]
This ringing in my ears won't stop
I've got a red Japanese teapot
I've got a pen, but I lost the top
I've got so many things you haven't got

[Bridge 2]
This fellow's craft is just not for sharing
He's not an intimate secretary

[Chorus]
I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won't drop
I had an uncle, but he got shot
[Bridge 3]
Then on rubble of scummest malarkey
Down with luck, we'll see Ecclesiarchy
That fellow's craft is just not for sharing
He's not an intimate secretary

[Verse 2]
The exarchy's inspector inquisitor
(The ringing in my ears won't stop)
The demockery illustrious master
(I've got a red Japanese teapot)
Are you part of this kakistocracy?
(I've got a pen, but I lost the top)
Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?
(I've got so many things you haven't got)