[Verse 1]
I used to be a bird (a bird)
Specifically a dove (a dove)
A hunter came and shot me down
I choked on blood and flapped my wings
Choked on blood and flapped my wings
Choked on blood and flapped my wings
And then I fell in love

[Verse 2]
Then I became a climber (a climber)
Climbing on mountain tops (the tops)
I stepped and heard the ice crack
Slipped right into a crevasse
Gave up hope and cut my rope

[Pre-chorus]
And then I fell in love
With

[Chorus]
George W. Clooney,
George W. Clooney, (yat da dat da da)
George W. Clooney, (yat da dat da)
George W. Clooney ahhh-
[Verse 3]
I love you, for knowing things
I love for being creative
I love you, you're so rough
And cute
I love you when you get real

[Verse 4]
The first time I saw you
You were looking so cute and rough
In that army movie
So I held my breath until the credits
Until I became asphyxiated
And as I passed out

[Pre-chorus]
I think I fell in love
With

[Chorus]
George W. Clooney,
George W. Clooney,
George W. Clooney,
George W. Clooney (and I wept on my pillow)

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