[Skit]
"If there's a war, I'll sleep with you before I get killed. That's what maidens do in books, and I'm a maiden"
"Now you do carry on about your virginity - virginity's lovely! You can lose it riding a bicycle."
"I never knew that. I must be careful-- I'm going to get a bicycle in London."

[Verse 1]
Well, we've been going together
Since the eighth of November
And though it seems like forever
I very clearly remember
You told me on our first date
What you'd do on my birthday
Well hooray it's my birthday!
And frankly, baby, I can't wait

[Chorus]
I don't want to die a virgin
I don't want to die a virgin

[Verse 2]
The other day I discovered
A magazine of my brothers
I read it under the covers
It got me all hot and bothered
Now every time that I see you
Your uniform becomes see-through
You don't know how much I need you
The 'Handy Andy's' I've been through
[Chorus]
I don't want to die a virgin
I don't want to die a virgin

[Bridge]
The pines and the cedars rejoice in his fall
How are you fallen from heaven?
Oh Hellel, star of the morning

[Verse 3]
With all the bombs and the bird-flu
We're probably gonna be dead soon
And here we are in your bedroom
Oh, did I tell you I love you, I love you, I love you?
I can feel your heart beating
And your breathing increasing
Your folks are out for the evening
I really hope I'm not dreaming

[Chorus]
I don't want to die a virgin
I don't want to die a virgin