[Verse 1]
I am my own invention
I am a one man show
The centre of attention
Bathing in the glow
I'm making conversation (He's making conversation)
I'm talking really fast (He's talking really fast)
I'm saying things that'll come back
To bite me in the ass, I am the

[Chorus]
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party (Life and soul)
Life and soul of the party (Of the party)
Life and soul of the party (Yeah)
Yeah

[Verse 2]
Tell me what makes you tick
Let me pick your brains
I wanna drive my artic
Down your memory lane
I've got a million questions (He's got a million questions)
I could go on for years (He could go on for years)
I wanna make a connection
And dribble in your ear, I am the
[Chorus]
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party (Life and soul)
Life and soul of the party (Of the party)
Life and soul of the party (Yeah)
Yeah

[Verse 3]
Though I can hardly stagger
I'm taking to the floor
I've got them moves like Jagger
After a drink or four
I do not like this music (He doesn't like this music)
I'm gonna intervene (He's gonna intervene)
Just put my pod on shuffle
I've got every song there has ever been, I am the

[Chorus]
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Life and soul of the party
Yeah
[Outro]
I'm saying stupid things now
(Life and soul of the party)
I'm playing stupid games
(Life and soul of the party)
I'm spilling people's drinks now
(Life and soul of the party)
I'm dropping people's names
(Life and soul of the party)
I'm stumbling over sentences (He's stumbling over sentences)
I'm talking to my beer (He's talking to his beer)
I'm mumbling to myself because
I'm all alone in here