[Verse 1]
Please don't make me go outside
Leave me on my own
No, don't make me go outside
I want to be alone
There's too many girls
Too many boys
Too much trouble
And too much noise
If you don't mind
I think I'll stay inside

[Verse 2]
Please don't make me go outside
There's nothing for me out there
No, don't make me go outside
Out in the poisoned air
There's too many flowers
Too many trees
Too many outdoor activities
If you don't mind
I think I'll stay inside

[Verse 3]
Please don't make me go outside
I might meet someone I know
No, don't make me go outside
I'd have to say hello
Well everyone else knows what to do
Knows what is what
Knows who is who
If you don't mind
I think I'll stay inside
[Outro]
There's too many girls
Too many boys
Too much trouble
And too much noise
If you don't mind
I think I'll stay inside
I'd rather stay inside
Don't wanna go outside
Don't make me go outside