[Verse 1]
If it weren't for those pesky kids
We'd have got away with it
If it weren't for those meddling fools
We'd have carried out our evil plans
We'd have turned the whole world to sand
If it weren't for those pesky kids
We'd have got away with it

[Verse 2]
If it weren't for those pesky kids
We'd have got away with it
If it weren't for those meddling fools
"Who said why should I go to school?
When all that I learn in there
Is how to strip the planet bare"
If it weren't for those pesky kids
We'd have got away with it

[Bridge]
They were supposed to be brain dead and lazy
Stealing their future was meant to be easy
But they just didn't swallow our lies
And they wouldn't roll over and die

[Verse 3]
If it weren't for those pesky kids
We'd have got away with it
If it weren't for those meddling fools
We'd have carried out our evil plans
We'd have turned the whole world to sand
And if it weren't for those pesky kids
We'd have got away with it