[Verse 1: Weeb & Pastor Jim Colerick]
I wrote this rap for the Minecrafters
I wanna teach the Minecrafters
To not play Roblox
Roblox will give you a virus
Play it at 3 AM Notch will kill you
And steal your stuff (What?)
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga' (Okay)
That's cause Jesus Christ is my n***a

[Interlude: Weeb]
Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ok, ok, ok

[Verse 2: Weeb]
If you play Roblox
I'm gonna tell Herobrine
He'll burn your house and burn your plants
Steal all your diamonds
All your ores will disappear
And you'll have to listen to Gucci Gang for many years
Because Gucci Gang is the best song ever
Lil Pump is the best rapper ever
Better than Minecraft Steve, yeah
He'll burn your house take your ores
And even not leave you cobblestone
Don't play Roblox at 3 am
Don't play Roblox only Minecraft

[Verse 3: Weeb & Mary Sue]
Jesus Christ is my n***a (okay)
He's the son of the original G
If you try to take his ores
He'll burn your house and take your ores
And plants and everything in your Minecraft world
Don't play Blox city or Terraria
Only play Minecraft that's the best game
If you don't play anything but Minecraft you're dumb
I'm going to have to block you
On Animal Jam because you're dumb, yeah