Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo

That boy certainly transferred himself
From the footballer before
You'd hardly recognise him
As a child, everywhere he went
Probably people would say

Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo

It was symbolic to a point
But nowadays, eccentric lad
Who keeps flawless, plastic women's bosoms

The Wright stuff!
How did he find
The Wright stuff!

Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
I said, nowadays
Eccentric lad
He keeps flawless, plastic women's bosoms under his TV desk and dressing room
Oh yes
Growing up, his family had no problems with nudity
In fact, he's held his dad in good stead
On I'm A Celebrity
(Doo doo-doo-doo)
(Doo doo-doo-doo)
Get Me Out Of Here
(Doo doo-doo-doo)

Comprehensive in thought, he overlooks
The fat ??? from his desk

The Wright stuff!
Who did he find?
The Wright stuff!

Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Everybody wore the same
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
He overlooks the ??? from his desk
For it's the wettest London weather, for, in his memory at least
Ever
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Everybody wore the same
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Look at her

When that woman trapped her scarf
In the tube
And some inconsiderable passenger left the window open

The wind was blowing

The Wright stuff!
How did he find
The Wright stuff!

Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
The Wright stuff
Everybody wore the same

The Wright stuff!
How did he find
The Wright stuff!
How did he find
The plastic bosoms

Everybody wore the same

Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo

Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo

You're gorging every can of food
Because you can't find
The Wright stuff!
How did he find
The Wright stuff!
Everybody wore the same

Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo

The Wright stuff
How did he find
The (?) bosoms
How did he find
The Wright stuff

His dad in the middle
His mum with the scar
The Wright stuff

Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo

Everybody wore the same
Money wasn't tight

Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo
The Wright stuff!
How did he find
The Wright stuff!

Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Everybody wore the same
That boy
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
That scar
Her hat
The wind
The window left open so inconsiderate
Of him
The Wright stuff
How did he find

Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo
Doo doo-doo-doo

Her head hurts
He left the window open again
Doo doo-doo-doo-doo
It won't happen again
People would say
He would look around
He would see his memory collage
His parents, naked

(Cheering)