Mr Blairstowe and Mr Partridge

They said to me

To get a mortgage

You need an income lid

I thought it was free

Dolly Parton and Lord Byron

They said patriotism is the last refuge

But now its me

And water's flowing down the mountain

But a tree is blocking the water flowing

So I went fishing

A note from a fish said:

Dear dope, if you wanna catch us
You need a rod and a line

Signed the fish

Water is flowing down the mountain

But a tree is blocking the water flowing

Went to the car rental

They said to me

You need a log book and licence, son

Water's flowing down the mountain

But a tree is blocking the water coming

Mountain energei

And water's flowing down the mountain