Hey hey hey hey!
I know, I know, I know

In the cars or on the street
If you smile you are a creep
If you don't say it's very cold
You are drunk or too old

They say what about the meek?
I say they've got a bloody cheek
Vanity and presumption
Living in the hard porn shop lately

I say Hey hey hey
Touch sensitive
I know, I know, I know

And you're dying for a pee
So you go behind a tree
And a Star Wars police vehicle pulls up
I say "Gimme a taxi!"

Touch sensitive
Touch sensitive
Hey hey hey hey!
If you don't say it's very cold
You are drunk or too old
Touch sensitive

In the cars or on the street
If you smile you are a creep
It's touch sensitive
If you don't say it's very cold
You are touch sensitive

Touch sensitive
Say hey hey hey!
I know, I know, I know