Christmas time
No bells around
Christmas time
Muffled and knocked down

C-C-C-Christmas time

All the family is in the house today
How I wish I had never gone away
I see Christ's blood on the street
Something here is the wrong way round

The feast of man in October
Menus for hampers
Why did I come back?
I came back to Earth
The only thing good to say
Is all the politicians are on holiday

Let's hope for a Protein Protection Christmas
Through all the land

To all our Euro and friends in Jerusalem
And Damascus
And Pra-ha-hahaha-ha-gue
Haha hahahaha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Fastest out of the club with excuses
Haha hahahaha ha
Who's the fastest out of the club with excuses?

In my re-enforced exile
You know it's the smell
Anytime

Anytime