[Verse 1]
The seniors threw a party down the end of Dutton Road
When it was almost cold enough to snow
None of us could drive then so we had to get a ride
In the back of someone's GTO

[Verse 2]
She was in the keg line with a yellow plastic cup
It was like I'd never seen a girl before
Puffy leather jacket and a healthy head of hair
With the hair she was six foot four
I recognized her face right away

[Chorus]
She was the town crotch
She was good to go anytime
She was the town crotch
But I loved her like she was mine
There's a lot of things I don't remember now
But I remember the town crotch
And I remember the town crotch

[Verse 3]
I had a pint of So Co in the pocket of my coat
You can hardly taste the alcohol
Watched her from a distance but I never said a word
I was young and I felt so small
I was no one then, who was I?
[Chorus]
She was the town crotch
She was good to go anytime
She was the town crotch
And I loved her like she was mine
There's a lot of things I don't remember now
But I remember the town crotch
Yeah I remember the town crotch

[Bridge]
We stood around and drank a lot and leaned against the cars
Tried to beat the Winter, made it just under the wire
We got drunk and loud under a thousand million stars
Someone played Steve Miller, someone set some stuff on fire

[Verse 4]
The cops came by to bust us so we left the beer and ran
My head hurt and I couldn't find my ride
She pulled up in a Gremlin and she rolled the window down
She said Hey kid, get inside
Then she asked my name and drove me home

[Chorus]
She was the town crotch
She was good to go anytime
She was the town crotch
But I loved her like she was mine
There's a lot of things I don't remember now
But I remember the town crotch