Jonathan Coulton
Baby Got Back
[THE APPLES]
L.A. face with the Oakland booty

[ADAM]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face

[ADAM with THE APPLES]
You get sprung

[ADAM]
You want to pull up tough

[ADAM with THE APPLES]
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your pretty picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
[ADAM]
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'

[ADAM with THE APPLES]
'Cause she's sweat, wet
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing

[ADAM]
Take the average black man and ask him that

[ADAM (THE APPLES)]
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas (Yeah) Fellas (Yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt?
Tell 'em to shake it, shake it
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty, booty)
Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty, booty)
Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty, booty)

[ADAM]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
[ADAM with THE APPLES]
I want to get you home
And wow, double-up, wow

[ADAM]
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

[ADAM with THE APPLES]
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Johnny C's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos

[ADAM (THE APPLES)]
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah)
If you want to role in my Mercedes (Yeah)
Then turn around, stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty, booty)
Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty, booty)
Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty, booty)
Baby got back (L.A. face with the Oakland booty, booty)
Booty, booty, booty
Baby got back