[Verse 1]
I'm the only kid in my whole school
Who doesn't get to see movies rated R
I've given up on being cool
It's always close but no cigar

[Chorus]
This might your last opportunity
To do at least one thing right by me (2600)
There's only one thing that I want (2600)
There's only one thing that I want (2600)
There's only one thing that I want
There's only one thing that I want

[Verse 2]
I don't even know if I'm getting one
So I shook every box under the tree
I'm a good boy and their only son
Why would they deprive me
This one's a sweater and this one's socks

[Chorus]
Maybe they put it in a different box (2600)
There's only one thing that I want (2600)
There's only one thing that I want (2600)
There's only one thing that I want (2600)
There's only one thing that I want (2600)
There's only one thing that I want (2600)
There's only one thing that I want
There's only one thing that I want (2600)
There's only one thing that I want (2600)
There's only one thing that I want (2600)
There's only one thing that I want (2600)
There's only one thing that I want (2600)
There's only one thing that I want (2600)
There's only one thing that I want
There's only one thing that I want