[NAOMI AND ELAYNE]
If you ever need a favor in fifty years
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl
If you're crying off your makeup with all your tears
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl

[NAOMI]
If you ever have an issue

[ELAYNE]
She always has a tissue

[NAOMI]
She keeps 'em in her Prada bag

[ELAYNE]
No matter if you wanna scream

[NAOMI]
Or if you need some wrinkle cream

[ELAYNE]
She also keeps that in her Prada bag

[NAOMI AND ELAYNE]
If you ever need a favor in fifty years
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl
If you're paralyzed by your deepest fears
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl
[NAOMI]
If your honored for your mitzvahs

[ELAYNE]
Call your Camp Kavetcha sisters

[NAOMI]
If she's famous and she's distant

[ELAYNE]
Get in touch with her assistant

[NAOMI]
If you still can't find her

[ELAYNE]
Have your daughter's goyish friend remind her

[NAOMI AND ELAYNE]
That when you're in a pinch, we'll getcha
'Cause we're always there, you betcha
I'm so glad I metcha
Here at swanky Camp Kavetcha
If you need me I'll come running
'Cause our parents spent the money
To make us all Camp Kavetcha girls!
My dad's a dentist/banker