[REBECCA]
Okay, I get what's happening now
Now, now, now
I’m literally facing the specter of death
Death, death, death
For the most part, the universe is chaos
And that's just how life goes
But occasionally things line up where you're like
"Ew, life, that’s so on the nose!"

Because, sometimes life decides to be annoyingly obvious
About when it wants you to make a change
And you're just supposed to be in awe like a putz
And go, "Wow, life, sometimes you're magical and strange!"

Oh my God, this corpse is named Rebecca
So is this corpse, and so is this one, too!
Okay, I get it!
Oh wait, this corpse is named Steve
But three Rebeccas is still super-weird
Oh whoa, so what's the point of me being down here?
Who knows?
I wish an obvious clue would appear