[Verse 1]
Mona's dad, I don't know why
But I can't get him off my mind
Underneath that trucker hat he's got a beard and all that
Mona's dad works on the cars
I almost faked a car crash
They don't see what I see
I see a man I'll never have
No not Mona's dad

[Verse 2]
Mona's dad, he's in his chair
Watching football with his friends
He's drinking beers straight out the can
Mutes the TV, he hates the ads
I had a dream, turned thirty-three
Watch the archer, split the tree
Then I woke up, he wasn't mine
It was just Mona and I, doing homework
Wish I were older, the dream is over (Mm-hmm, mm)

[Verse 3]
Mona's dad, he's really sad
But I feel safe inside his eyеs
I'd like to think that he cries (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
On his arm thеre's a cross
From the days he used to serve in the army (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Mona's dad, he loves his wife
Is it bad I hope sometimes
He thinks of me when they fuck?
Too good a man to do that
I wear a skirt up on my knees, even the floorboards try to peek
But he won't look at me like that
No not Mona's dad

[Outro]
I'm in love with Mona's dad
I'm in love with Mona's dad
I'm in love with Mona's dad
Mona's dad, Mona's dad, mm, mm, mm