[Verse 1]
Remember that time that I saved your life
You were happy, I could tell
You said something about how I was smart
And I make your life a living heaven
We do everything together
Like hide-and-don't-seek
Your favorite game
And I'm so glad that we found each other
And I know you feel the identical way as me

[Chorus]
Church, I'm your best friend, that's what I am to you
And we'll be together 'till the part when it's over
Because we are brothers and not Red
Brothers and not Red

[Verse 2]
You know Tucker thinks he can hang with you
But I'm your friend and there's no other
Because we're such a great team when we're together
Just like chocolate and peanut candy!
No one else sees me like I see me
Or like I see you, don't you see?
Because if I can't see them, they can't see me
And if I like me then you like myself
[Chorus]
Church, I'm your best friend, that's what I am to you
And we'll be together 'till the part when it's over
Because we are brothers and not Red
Brothers and not Red

[Bridge]
And Church, we're gonna weather that storm together
And I'll be right by your side
You don't have to worry because Tucker is stupid, stupid
You don't have to worry because
Tucker did it
(Tucker did it)

[Chorus]
Church
(I'm your best friend)
I am your best friend
(That's what I am to you)
Do not listen to Tucker
(And we'll be together till the part when it's over)
This song is not creepy
Not creepy at all
(Because we are brothers and not red)
And Church you don't have to worry
Because Tucker is stupid
We'll weather that storm
Tucker's storm
There's no storm that Tucker can make
That we can't snuggle together
[Outro]
Church, Church, I am your best friend
That's what I am to you
And this song is not creepy
You should repeat it in your head
But maybe not all the time
This song is so catchy
You should also sing it in your head