[Intro]
Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum
I smell smoke in the auditorium

[Chorus]
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)

[Verse 1]
He's down on his knees
I know that's him
Callin' 7 come 11
Down in the boys' gym

[Chorus]
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)

[Verse 2]
Who's always writing on the walls?
Who's always goofing in the halls?
Who's always throwing spitballs?
Guess who (Who?)
*unintelligible*
Charlie Brown!
[Bridge]
Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow?
Who calls the English teacher Daddy-O?

[Chorus]
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why's еverybody always pickin' on me?)