[Intro: Lil Phag]
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Your mama gay, your daddy gay, ya auntie gay
Ya whole fucking family's gay

[Dr. Woke]
It's the doctor

[Verse 1: Lil Phag]
Ayy, Based God, pulled Phag back from the death of dis
Said get out the tomb it's time to get some head with us
Been six months, I just wanna nut
Call me Thotiana, I'm just tryna buss
Just checked my phone and ya man says "Sup?"
I said hit me back later, maybe we can link up
Lookin' in my DMs, straight dudes act sus
And you know why? (why) why? (why) cause

[Chorus]
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Errybody gay, errybody gay

[Verse 2: Lil B]
Yeah, we all gay in the club, everybody turn up
We all gay in the club, everybody turn up
(Hey) Lil Phag, I see you, Lil Phag, gotta blast, I see you
(Hey) Lil B, I see you (Thanks, God!) (Hey) We your people
Hooray, hip-hop hooray, Hip hop hooray, the whole world is gay
[Chorus]
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Errybody gay, errybody gay
From the bay to LA

[Verse 3: Dr. Woke]
It's the doctor
What can I say, man? Errybody gay, yeah
I smoke pole like a goddamn j, yeah
You'd be surprised who be creeping on Grindr
Your dad hit me up, says he's tired of vagina
Even our country's Republicans love the dick
Mike Pence watch boys while he tuggin' it
D. Trump eat dick like lunch
While Melania's looking for carpet to munch
Goddamn

[Chorus]
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Errybody gay, errybody gay

[Verse 4: Baha Bla$t]
Y'all heard Phaggy said errybody gay
Quoting Based God, he said the whole human race
Ya girl gay as shit, put her on her knees and pray
And she prayin' for this pussy so I'ma make her day
Gay gang in this shit, now we turnin' up
Asked your girl if she tryna fuck, she hit me back like "Yup"
Canceled on the DL but we still blowing up
Ending homophobia like what the fuck is up
[Chorus]
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Errybody gay, errybody gay
Errybody gay, errybody gay