[Intro: XXXBILLYBOY]
Just so ya know, Santa Claus ain't real
He's just your parents buying ya cheap gifts
Sorry for ruining your wish lists
But it gonna be fire though, hope you like it


[Verse 1: Sleepless Monster]
Saint Nick gonna give you them presents
Even though you never see his presence
Sneaking in there, tip-toeing down the hallways
Y'all can't see him 'till he get away
Open your presents, man I got no Nintendo Switch
Y'all know this is one of Santa's cheap tricks
Until you realize that it ain't and it's for real
You start having a tantrum and rolling around the floor like a wheel
Saint Nick is a fat bore
And I seriously don't want to talk no more
So Billy hurry up already
And come out that freaking door


[Verse 2: XXXBILLYBOY]
Oh my god I kind of hate Santa
He has more calories in his stomach than Fanta
Reminding me of how I get presents once a year
But after it, I want it to come near
Santa gives me clothes for Christmas since I'm old
Like why can't you just give me some valuable gold?
If I ask for the good stuff, then I wait for my birthday
IN REALITY THAT IS SO FAR AWAY!
Eating cookies and milk is unhealthy you fat loser
If ya do it again then you gonna be a real snoozer
I'll smack you hard with a candy cane
So hard that you will endure tons of pain
Sip some Slim Fast to make yourself fit
And give me some good stuff for it


[Ending: XXXBILLYBOY]
Christmas is a sham
Might as well wait until New Years
But in the meantime, let's just chill back
And get away from this rap