Drinkin'—drinkin' ain't cool, drinkin' ain't cool
None of this shit is cool
I remember at home, man, dudes used to drink and shit and then wanna fight
Some n***as drink, you know, and have a seizure
You know, everybody know one n***a that drink and every weekend get his ass whooped
He never wins a fight but he always wanted to fight, you nah'mean
Nice guy during the week "Hi, hi, how are you?"
Weekend: "Muthafucka! Get out my face!"
You go to the bar, man, you see him in the bar
Cats be in the bar, be fucked up, but he starts

Yo, man, leave me alone, n***a!
Shit, you ain't have to fuck with me, baby!
Keeps me some money! I buy my own shit, man!
Say, man, bartender, n***a, give me my whiskey!
What?! I'm drunk?! N***a...fuck you mean I'm drunk, muthafucka?!
You crazy?! Shit, you didn't say that an hour ago...
When you were sellin' me that shit!
Baby, I'm buying everybody in here...somethin'
Give me a beer—for everybody, one muthafuckin' beer, haha, woo!
Sing that song, you bitch!
That muthafucka sing her ass off, baby!
Woo, shit! What you looking at, bitch?! Ugly muthafucka!
Ain't nobody fuckin' wit' you!
I didn't say nothin' to you! No, I don't know what time it is!
It's time for you to stop fuckin' wit' me!
Shit, you dig that, Frankie?
What, what is it, n***a?
I don't care if that's yo' ma...*smack*
No, don't hold me, muthafucka!
Nah, n***a, you don't hit me, baby!
Nah, muthafucka, you in trouble now, baby!
Believe that shit! *smack* *smack*
Don't nobody kick me in the ass! *vomit* *vomit*
Oh God, please... *vomit*
Oh Lord, don't let me be sick *vomit*
Frankie, get me home, baby, please
Ah man, don't drive so fast
Oh please, don't stop...*vomit*
Put down the window, oh please
Put it up, it's too cold *vomit*
Oh Lord, please, Lord, I'll quit, I quit...
Everything's going jibbity jibbity jibbity jibbity
Please God... *vomit*
Frankie, thank you, partner
Muthafucka kicked me in the ass, baby! I'll kill that muthafucka!
Ah, make up your mind, God, please...
I ain't got nothin' left to throw up but my nuts...ah, ah-ah-ah, ah...oh shit
*knocks* Ayy baby, open this door, bitch! *whistles*
Open that muthafuckin' door, baby
Ayy, ayy mama, good morning to you
What's wrong with you, bitch?!
What you screamin' on me for?!
I've been out in the street tryna protect your honor
Shit, I damn near had to kill a n***a 'bout you
If they don't pull me off of his ass
I know my breath stink, bitch!
Ain't nothin' but some vomit
Let me wipe my mouth off then, mama
You's a fine muthafucka, baby!
Come here, come here, bitch, move your hand
Let me play with a titty, hahaha
Move your muthafuckin' hand, ooh, ha
I'm gon' fuck you tonight, baby, believe that shit! *snoring*