[Intro: Sample]
"Today, me here in local bakery here to talk about a word
Important. Yeah. When something is important, it mean whole lot to you. For instance, oh oh look, look over here
See, take this oat meal cookie, it important, it mean, whole lot to me. Oh and chocolate chip cookie-
Chocolate important to me too. Yeah, it mean whole lot to me. Important. Oh, but but, me not want to make this butter cookie feel bad. Oh yeah, it important too. Oh oh, and this gingerbread cookie very important too-

[Verse 1: MF Grimm]
Trumped up charges, locked in Cookie County
It's hostile, police put a bounty on me
I'm charged for some bodies
Three cookies left stale, all put in candy bags
Everyone knows, the judge is a monster
Death penalty, electric toaster
Set me up, to hang from a tree
Sold me out, who could it be?
It's election time, so hey, ya never know
Candy land politics, votes are on sale
The prosecutor, in them fancy suits
They're the real criminals, who run the jail
The warden name is Jaw Breaker
Trying to reinforce, that he's the law
My mind's too strong, so he can't break me
I got word, that the snitch name is Flakey
Serenading feds, Flakey singing to them
Special delivery, death, I'm a bring it to em
Paper on his head, and stacks of sweets
Flakey ain't safe in the streets
For Flakey the snitch, there's surprise
When he meets his fate, I'll celebrate when he dies
He snitching for cream cheese like a mouse
I got shipped off to a new house
A piece cake from here, in this house
I'm with Half Baked Allies, it's The OG Yodels
Got me right, hit me off with commissary
Gave me word, that they ready to go war for me
To all soldiers in the streets, send this kite
The hit, ain't blurry or blind, it's on sight
Candy land killers, go berserk
Sprinkle em, it's time to put in work
[Verse 2: MF Grimm]
Mind your business about my crimes
(Intimidate the witnesses!)
I don't have no time, to be doing time, no!
(Murder then judge!)
(Intimidate the witnesses!)
They want to stop my flow, then they must go
(Murder then judge!)
Mind your business about my crimes
(Intimidate the witnesses!)
I don't have no time, to be doing time, no!
(Murder then judge)
(Intimidate the witnesses!)
They want to stop my flow, then they must go

[Outro]
(Murder, murder! murder! murder!)
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