Georgia left me alone last Wednesday night
So I went to New York to see what Doug was up to
And I saw this band, their name escaped me by Thursday
On the way it happened, looking, look for something to believe in

Cheetah Chrome, he's had another bad day
Italian thing, it's buggin' him more than he wants to admit
Yeah, it brings him down, Sonic Reducer, don't matter at all
The way it happened, nothing lasts like you think it might

Well, naturally I was a little confused
So I placed a call, person to person
Connect me to Steve Albini, let the phone ring twice
When he answered, I forgot everything I was gonna say