[Verse 1]
If you see me, don't look my way
If you see me, please look away
It'd be better to look at the dirt
That's what I do
When I see you

[Verse 2]
I went out to the park yesterday
I went out in the middle of the night
And I climbed right onto the stage
And I raged
And I cried
Oh, what a funny joke am I

[Verse 3]
If you see me, please look away
It's not that I hate you, it's just that I'm funny these days
Ha-ha-ha

[Verse 4]
I drove by the river today
I sat on the rocks and I thought funny thoughts
And I laughed and I laughed
And I gasped and I cried
And I tried not to think of my love as a punchline
But I knew that the truth would catch up with me sometime
And oh
What a funny joke am I
Oh, what a funny joke am I