Demonetization

Ay, YouTube!

I'm sick of these yellow signs all over my goddamn videos

This One, This one's for you!

Let's go, Cowbelly

Let's Go Baby!



Demonetization is dropping your ratings

To stop a migration of top innovation

And content creation in opposite ways

I saw your new status

And got inspiration to drop a new cadence

On top of your faces to mock and efface it

The clock is still racing

The mob is impatient

A monster is waiting

Cannot just escape it

You'll drop like a cave-in

Youtube you cray if

You thought you would make it

Past all the creators

Who want to get paid for

Their awesome creations

So take the advice of a god in the making

All I got to say is



Cowbelly tv gets

More traffic than a metropolis

Yes bitch that's me

And I'm still looking for where my profit is

Don't get me wrong I'm on top of this

Adpocalypse

Youtube tried their best but there is simply no stopping this



I'm on to the next vid

They watch me like Netflix

Ideas are a virus

And my thoughts are infected



Keep it true for my crew

Yeah I'm sicker than you

Came all the way from Antarctica

And I still got the flu



I'm making cash like I mint coins

Rolling thick stacks like dis joint

I'll pinpoint what you enjoy

And pop your bubble like it's bitcoin



Cuz I don't even need the sales

I'm Superman on the paper trail

My bank account's invincible

It's just a matter of principle



Youtube what the hell bro

More crooked than Hillary's elbow

More fake than Donald's spray tan

Got you shaking like he shakes hands

I guess Youtube hates fans

I'll block you out ray bans

So I won't see you later on

When I'm making guac on Patreon



I'm on top like a bullrider

Your outdated, oldtimer

Your algorithm has alzheimer's

Yeah I struck something: goldminer



I don't let no one pass me

I keep my shit sassy

You tried to stomach my hotsauce

Fucked around and got lockjaw



Youtube tryna demonetize

I'll play you like my Spotify

Like congress I won't compromise

I'll cut you down - economize



You went low for the bottom line

And sold out like my product line

I don't care if I cross the line

I call it fair like I toss a dime



No strength and no spine

Got you hiding like rodents

I never thought I'd see the day when youtube was "boneless"

Advertisers want clean vids

And they're spreading like cancer

Where are youtube's balls?

Science still can't answer



Just tell the advertisers that you can't switch the sorting

It's really not that difficult

It's not rick and morty



Neutrality sounds mad woke

And Ajit Pai you're a dad joke

Keep it up, I'll beat you up

With that stupid big-ass Reese's cup



I make use of my clout

Cowbelly calling shit out

Yeah I sprint through these verses

They say I'm running my... mouth



So what if I'm Censored

I'll still say the f-word

I'll act out at any age

Shout out robert redford



And yes, I like my Christianity

With a little extra profanity

If that doesn't meet your standard

So what? bro you mad at me?



Tossing hundreds on your girl, yeah she sure ain't chaste

Got the moves like Shakira, she don't waste that waist

Diamond stud in her tongue she got expensive taste

So I'm calling your loan, It ain't funny

Bitch better have my money