[Intro]
He—, hold up, fuck
He—, what the fuck?
Sounds like a fart
(One, two, three, four)

[Verse 1]
He smells very nice
Oh, so nice
Wears clothes that I like
He doesn't even try
He doesn't even try

[Chorus]
And I think I wanna marry him
But I really don't wanna freak him out
I know all our children's names, they're called
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene

[Verse 2]
Love me 'til I die
I'll be his corpse bride
And when I smell, he says it's fine
Oh, how nice
[Chorus]
And I think I wanna marry him
But I really don't wanna freak him out
I know all our children's names, they're called
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
They're Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene

[Bridge]
I'm scared he's gonna leave me
'Cause when I'm mad, I get pretty scary
But he won't and he won't because I'm pretty
And we'll have lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of babies

[Chorus]
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene