[Video Intro: Zack Fox]
I know, uh, some of you might feel really lonely and scared and confused, and I wanna let you know that that's perfectly OK. Um, I do, too. We all do. It's perfectly normal. Um, but for me, there's a song from my childhood that would always help me out when I would feel that way, and I wanna share it with y'all and, hopefully, just help out a little bit. Um, it goes a little something like this. Ahem

[Zack Fox]
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

[Quinta Brunson]
Check in with me, then do your job

[Guapdad 4000]
Lay on the bed, and give me head

[Eric Andre]
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg

[Chuck Inglish]
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, and, uh, let's run a train

[Langston Kerman]
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt

[Jak Knight]
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch

[Sam Jay]
First, find a mate, second, find a place
Third find a bag to hide the ho face
[Thundercat]
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, and then came the odor

[6LACK]
Smelled like a mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche

[Teddy Ray]
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out, never came back

[TisaKorean]
Suck a n***a dick or something!
Suck a n***a dick or something!
Suck a n***a dick or something, ahh!
Suck a n***a dick or something!