(Glenn Frey) Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much. Without further ado, welcome one of your native sons, my longtime friend Mr. Joe Walsh

(Joe Walsh) How you doin?

(GF) He's just an ordinary average guy

(JW) That's right

(JW) Well it's great to be home. It might rain a little, but I'll get wet with you. Look over there, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Ordinary average guys

I'm just an ordinary average guy
My friends are boring
And so am I
We're just ordinary average guys

We all lead ordinary average lives
With average kids
And average ex-wives
Uh oh

We all go bowling at the bowling lane
Drink a few brewskis, bowl a few frames
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys

And every Saturday we work in the yard
Pick up the dog doo, hope that it's hard
Take out the garbage, clean out the garage
I've got a Chrysler, I've got a Dodge
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
(GF) Let me hear you Cleveland
(Crowd) Orinardy average guys
(JW) AVERAGE
(Crowd) Ordinary average guys
(JW) And so am I
(JW) We'll be just
(Crowd) Ordinary average guys
(JW) YEAH
(Crowd) Ordinary average guys
(Crowd) Ordinary average guys
(Crowd) Ordinary average guys
Ordinary average, average guys

Ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
Ordinary average
Ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys