[Verse 1]
Well, I know these blues are gonna rub me raw
Every single cure seems to be against the law
Went and told my psychic, I said, "Keep it to yourself
I don't wanna hear it and don't be telling no one else"

[Verse 2]
Word's out on the street, whispers in the night
They come out of the woodwork, wanna see what it's like
Pickle, ickle, ickle, gonna run that voodoo down
How the crowd gets fickle when your face is to the ground

[Chorus]
Oh, no, these blues are gonna rub me raw
Oh, no, these blues are gonna rub me raw

[Verse 3]
Now I'm shaking all over, I'm a shattering mass
But I'm gonna sit up straight, I'm gonna take it with class
Old man used to tell me, "Son, never look back
Move on to the next case, fold your clothes and pack"
To the green horned chicken hoppers I say, "Get yourself a trade
Or go back to the chat room and fade in the shade"

[Chorus]
Oh, no, these blues are gonna rub me raw
Oh, no, these blues are gonna rub me raw
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Oh, no, these blues are gonna rub me raw
I said, oh, no these blues are gonna rub me raw

[Verse 3]
Well, I know these blues are gonna rub me raw
Every single cure seems to be against the law
I was walkin' pretty well, then I fell into a hole
I should climb out quick, but I hate doing what I'm told
Got a wang dang doodle wrapped in bog snake hide
This goat head gumbo is keeping me alive
I don't want your pity or your fifty-dollar words
I don't share your need to discuss the absurd

[Chorus]
Oh, no, these blues are gonna rub me raw
Oh, no, these blues are gonna rub me raw
Rub me raw

[Outro]
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