[Intro]
I don't like you and I'm gonna beat you up!
No! No! No, I'm telling, nrrrgh, I'm telling my mom
Nyah...

[Verse 1]
Beans, beans, beans
Japhy had some beans
He was happy, happy, happy
That he ate some beans

[Verse 2]
Sitting naked, naked, naked
Sitting cross-legged
Naked, naked, naked
And he was happy, happy, happy
That he ate some beans

[Verse 3]
Wine, wine, wine
Japhy had some wine
He was happy, happy, happy
That he ate some wine

[Outro]
Beans, beans, beans
Japhy ate some beans
And he drank some wine
And he was happy, happy, happy
That he drank some beEeEeEeEeEaAaAaAns!