[Verse 1]
Mom and Dad went to a show
Dropped me off at grandpa Joe's
Kicked and screamed; said, "Please, don't go!"

[Chorus]
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! I wanna be alone!

[Verse 2]
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
Couldn't chew my meat too good

[Chorus]
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! I wanna be alone!

[Verse 3]
Said, "Why don't you stop your crying?
Go outside and ride your bike"
That's what I did, I killed my toe!
[Chorus]
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! I wanna be alone!

[Verse 4]
Well, after dinner I had ice cream
Fell asleep and watched TV
Woke up in my mother's arms!

[Chorus]
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
I wanna be alone!