[Intro]
What the fuck is up?
Closer To Me Than Him
Two-thousand fourteen
You like "Wet With Regret"?
This is called "The Plum"
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Let's get a count from 10:
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Liftoff, motherfucker!

[Verse 1]
Metal's back
Fueled by cash
We've got a beard
And grown a 'stache
We're so hot
We've got some fans
To wear our shirts
And hardcore dance

Closer to me than him

[Verse 2]
Fuck your dreams
And your hopes
And your dreams
And your hopes
We got so famous
We don't know what to do
We've been on tour
So we're better than you
Our cutoffs were made
By the girl we all screw
Please by some merch
From that bitch in the back
We ran out of vinyl
So buy our 8-track

This is the plum

[Bridge]
Join our circle-jerk of sadness over this
Animal eating hateful world we live in that forces our souls to be
Blackened by trash on the ground, recycling...
And being vegan will cleanse us of the lies and the greed of our fore-
Fathers. So do it, or we won't sign our fifty...
Dollar hoodies you bought from our Etsy and indie merch online store!

[Segue: Rynohazard]
Please welcome Rynohazard
The newest member of Closer to Me Than Him!

Ahahaha
C-T-M-T-H
[Verse 3: Rynohazard]
We smokin' da herb
And drinkin' da wine
We post on Twitter
Instagram, and Vine
We headbang
Like you've never seen before
We spread our legs
And drop our guitars to the floor

Please buy us beer
'Cause we all underage
And we might just let you
Jump the FUCK off of our stage
F-F-Fuck high school, bitch
We dropped out
We gettin' famous man
Yeah, we hot, no doubt...

[Outro]
Grey Rhodes
Daniel Kyre
No more Ryan
What a fucking embarrassment!
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