Cyndago
Rodney the Frag Grenade
[Intro]
My best friend is a frag grenade
His name is Rodney and he is great
Go!

[Verse 1]
We like to talk, we like to play
Eat junk food, and stay up late
We will be best friends forever
(Forever)
(Forever)

[Chorus]
Rodney
You are the bomb
(Get it?)
I'm so glad they decided
Not to use you back in Vietnam

You're so caring and nice
For an explosion device
You're so cool, you're so round
I was lost, and I found you
Rodney
The best damn friend in town
[Verse 2]
We like to bathe, we like to bike
We like to dance and go on hikes
By the way, I really hate my mom

[Chorus]
Rodney
You are the bomb
(Get it?)
I'm so glad they decided
Not to use you back in Vietnam

You're so caring and nice
For an explosion device
You're so cool, you're so round
I was lost, and I found you
Rodney
The best damn friend in town

[Bridge]
You're always gonna be my best friend
Until the end of time
And when we spend--