Bone Hurting Juice
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh! Hey! You're the principal! Yeah!
Hey, it's me, Risotto, you know, the student you suspended?
You know, you didn't have to suspend me...
Like, you really shouldn't have done that
[Principal Jones & Risotto Pavarotti]
If it isn't Risotto Pavarotti, the little fuckwad I suspended
Well-
How about you go back home, yeah?
[Risotto Pavarotti]
You know, I just hope you're having a good time
And, you know, I hope I can get back to school soon!
[Principal Jones]
You shouldn't be around school!
You're fucking suspended!
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh, so, you're just gonna tell me to go away?
But, c'mon?
And why are you on school grounds smoking?
Like, I know school's out right now for Thanksgiving but...
Why are you smoking on school grounds?
[Principal Jones]
You shouldn't be around school!
You're fucking suspended!
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Well...
Fine, I'll go away
Stupid principal...
[Principal Jones]
Dumbass kid, fuck that shit!
Black Friday? Fuck it
I hate my job
Am I having a midlife crisis?
I didn't ask to be born into this miserable existence
Please kill me
[Trapper tha Trapper]
'Ey bitch boi! Come over here
[Principal Jones]
Who the fuck are you?
What are you doing on my school property?
[Trapper tha Trapper]
Ayo, B, school ain't even in right now
It's Thanksgiving break, right?
Ayo, come on, cuh, put that nicotine down and get over here
[Principal Jones]
What is that odd serum you're holding?
[Trapper tha Trapper]
Oh this? Man, it's just some Bone Hurting Juice, cuh
[Principal Jones]
Bone Hurting Juice, eh?
I don't know what type of drug that is
But I don't take substance, no thank you
[Trapper tha Trapper]
Come on, cuh, I know you wanna try
[Principal Jones]
Well, what does it do?
[Trapper tha Trapper]
Alright, Bone Hurting Juice, ya take it, and then your bones hurt!
[Principal Jones]
The fuck? No it won't
[Trapper tha Trapper]
You wanna try?
[Principal Jones]
No, no, I don't…
Fuck it, give me some of that
Ow, oof, ohh my bones, ouch, oof, ohh!
[Trapper tha Trapper]
Ha! I told you!
Now your bones hurt, dickhead!
[Principal Jones]
Ow, ow, ouch ohh, make it stop, ohh
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh, hey!
What's wrong?
[Principal Jones]
Ow, oh no, my bones hurt, ohh
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh wait, your bones?
Your bones are hurting?
Oh, don't worry, don't worry, Mr. Principal
I'll get you tha Bone Antidote and your bones won't be hurting any longer!
[Principal Jones]
Ohh, oh, how do you...
Ohh, get that- ohh, Antidote!
[Deus Ex Machinima]
Ah, fuck a dees, I habe you gimme tha antidote that you want!
[Risotto Pavarotti]
So, you have the antidote?
[Deus Ex Machinima]
You haba gimme somethin, man
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh, so what do I have to do to get this Antidote?
[Deus Ex Machinima]
I'll give ya tha Antidote, but you must gimme da ah-SUCCie SUCCie
Now!
[Risotto Pavarotti]
I have to give you tha SUCCie SUCCie?
[Deus Ex Machinima]
I'll give you tha SUCCie SUCCie! Oof!
Ah, because I like tha SUCCie SUCCie!
Don't you like da Antidote?
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Well, you know, I care for my principal
So I'll give you tha SUCCie SUCCie
And we can get that Antidote
[Slapping sounds]
[Deus Ex Machinima]
Now get down on your knees like I showed you earlier!
Now gimme da SUCCie SUCCie
[Sucking sounds]
[Roblox death sound effect]
[Deus Ex Machinima]
Now, gay boi, I hope you enjoy da Antidote
I left a couple roofies in there, I hope you don't mind
[Risotto Pavarotti]
It tasted kinda weird
I hope you don't have any disease
But, can I have the Antidote now?
Oh, thank you! Thank you so much!
I'll get this to the principal right away!
Thank you Mr... what was your name again?
[Deus Ex Machinima]
It's your boy Skinny Penis comin' back to ya
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Alright! Anyway, yeah
[Running sounds]
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Hey! Mr. Principal! I have tha Antidote!
It'll stop your bones from hurting!
[Principal Jones]
Ow, ouch, give it to me now!
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Here you go!
Is it working? Did it work?
[Principal Jones]
Ohh, much better, much better
Thank you, faggot
I will unsuspend you now
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh, yeah! Wait, so you're gonna unsuspend me?
[Principal Jones]
Welcome back to school...
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Yay!
Thanks for unsuspending me, Mr. Principal, yeah
My name Jeff
Oh! Hey! You're the principal! Yeah!
Hey, it's me, Risotto, you know, the student you suspended?
You know, you didn't have to suspend me...
Like, you really shouldn't have done that
[Principal Jones & Risotto Pavarotti]
If it isn't Risotto Pavarotti, the little fuckwad I suspended
Well-
How about you go back home, yeah?
[Risotto Pavarotti]
You know, I just hope you're having a good time
And, you know, I hope I can get back to school soon!
[Principal Jones]
You shouldn't be around school!
You're fucking suspended!
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh, so, you're just gonna tell me to go away?
But, c'mon?
And why are you on school grounds smoking?
Like, I know school's out right now for Thanksgiving but...
Why are you smoking on school grounds?
[Principal Jones]
You shouldn't be around school!
You're fucking suspended!
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Well...
Fine, I'll go away
Stupid principal...
[Principal Jones]
Dumbass kid, fuck that shit!
Black Friday? Fuck it
I hate my job
Am I having a midlife crisis?
I didn't ask to be born into this miserable existence
Please kill me
[Trapper tha Trapper]
'Ey bitch boi! Come over here
[Principal Jones]
Who the fuck are you?
What are you doing on my school property?
[Trapper tha Trapper]
Ayo, B, school ain't even in right now
It's Thanksgiving break, right?
Ayo, come on, cuh, put that nicotine down and get over here
[Principal Jones]
What is that odd serum you're holding?
[Trapper tha Trapper]
Oh this? Man, it's just some Bone Hurting Juice, cuh
[Principal Jones]
Bone Hurting Juice, eh?
I don't know what type of drug that is
But I don't take substance, no thank you
[Trapper tha Trapper]
Come on, cuh, I know you wanna try
[Principal Jones]
Well, what does it do?
[Trapper tha Trapper]
Alright, Bone Hurting Juice, ya take it, and then your bones hurt!
[Principal Jones]
The fuck? No it won't
[Trapper tha Trapper]
You wanna try?
[Principal Jones]
No, no, I don't…
Fuck it, give me some of that
Ow, oof, ohh my bones, ouch, oof, ohh!
[Trapper tha Trapper]
Ha! I told you!
Now your bones hurt, dickhead!
[Principal Jones]
Ow, ow, ouch ohh, make it stop, ohh
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh, hey!
What's wrong?
[Principal Jones]
Ow, oh no, my bones hurt, ohh
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh wait, your bones?
Your bones are hurting?
Oh, don't worry, don't worry, Mr. Principal
I'll get you tha Bone Antidote and your bones won't be hurting any longer!
[Principal Jones]
Ohh, oh, how do you...
Ohh, get that- ohh, Antidote!
[Deus Ex Machinima]
Ah, fuck a dees, I habe you gimme tha antidote that you want!
[Risotto Pavarotti]
So, you have the antidote?
[Deus Ex Machinima]
You haba gimme somethin, man
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh, so what do I have to do to get this Antidote?
[Deus Ex Machinima]
I'll give ya tha Antidote, but you must gimme da ah-SUCCie SUCCie
Now!
[Risotto Pavarotti]
I have to give you tha SUCCie SUCCie?
[Deus Ex Machinima]
I'll give you tha SUCCie SUCCie! Oof!
Ah, because I like tha SUCCie SUCCie!
Don't you like da Antidote?
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Well, you know, I care for my principal
So I'll give you tha SUCCie SUCCie
And we can get that Antidote
[Slapping sounds]
[Deus Ex Machinima]
Now get down on your knees like I showed you earlier!
Now gimme da SUCCie SUCCie
[Sucking sounds]
[Roblox death sound effect]
[Deus Ex Machinima]
Now, gay boi, I hope you enjoy da Antidote
I left a couple roofies in there, I hope you don't mind
[Risotto Pavarotti]
It tasted kinda weird
I hope you don't have any disease
But, can I have the Antidote now?
Oh, thank you! Thank you so much!
I'll get this to the principal right away!
Thank you Mr... what was your name again?
[Deus Ex Machinima]
It's your boy Skinny Penis comin' back to ya
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Alright! Anyway, yeah
[Running sounds]
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Hey! Mr. Principal! I have tha Antidote!
It'll stop your bones from hurting!
[Principal Jones]
Ow, ouch, give it to me now!
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Here you go!
Is it working? Did it work?
[Principal Jones]
Ohh, much better, much better
Thank you, faggot
I will unsuspend you now
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh, yeah! Wait, so you're gonna unsuspend me?
[Principal Jones]
Welcome back to school...
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Yay!
Thanks for unsuspending me, Mr. Principal, yeah
My name Jeff